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Of the three classes of entertainment-bot available from the Taigkyo Corporation, the Sunrider Optimus sets the standard for quality and durability. Dubbed "Sunrider" because of its exceedingly agreeable disposition, the Optimus features a completely articulated skeleton which allows for anatomically correct positioning, an exclusive blend of the most expensive silicone rubbers for an ultra-flesh like feel, and offers an extensive list of options, from body type and head type all the way down to fingernail color. Improving on the Sunrider Nominus and Sunrider Minimus models, Sunrider Optimus' silicone flesh is very nearly odorless. You can detect a very mild odor: a pleasant and fruit-like fragrance.

Boasting over 10,000 micro-servos and a custom Cray Supercomputer in his head cavity, Sunrider Optimus has also been equipped with holographic memory, which facilitates 10 petabytes of storage, surpassing the Nominus (10 terabytes) and the Minimus (1 terabyte). Sunrider Optimus comes with all modern pop musical references pre-installed, and can synthesize every style and genre at will, while simultaneously executing any drum, percussion or singing task flawlessly in a multitude of performance modes including but not limited to: Funky Drummer, Bad To The Bone, Fantasy, Pop And Rock 1 through 8, Phreaky Phreestyle and Tub Thump. These modes are self-actuated by Sunrider Optimus' fuzzy logic Stage Vision® module.

Rounding out the feature set, Sunrider Optimus comes standard with a pair of shortlance lightsabres, to be used only for percussion and entertainment purposes.

It is a violation of international law to employ Sunrider Optimus for military or gaming purposes.