The story of Cindi Caramels is fascinating. Genetically designed in some laboratory to be an elite assassin, Cindi instead opted for the performing arts. As the story goes, Cindi's sunny disposition and surpassing talent so charmed her trainers and handlers, that she was set free by the age of 8.

Cindi made her way to Broadway. She never resorted to deadly means, resolving to pay her dues the hard way. The honest way. Eventually her old-fashioned work ethic paid off, and Cindi was taken on as a Rockette at the Radio City Music Hall -- at the tender age of 10. Accelerated growth hormones helped her blossom into early womanhood.

And now, at only 11 years of age, Cindi is leveraging the genetic advantages inherent in top-notch biotech bodyrock along with her year of stage training in New York. She has the brains and physical superiority to entertain discriminating audiences where most would-be pop singers simply fail. And she educates. Strawberry fans often feel the desire to be more honest and forthright in their personal lives after seeing Cindi perform.

Devoted to peace, Cindi has fought and is willing to fight again, for those principles which embody the individual liberties and dignities of men (and women). She will never kill anyone.

To uphold the good name of her incredible body, Cindi ardently practices pilates and step aerobics. She holds a Master's of Business Administration from the Kellogg School of Management.